You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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