Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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