he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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