My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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