she looked like the before picture.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
