I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
