Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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