White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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