think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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