I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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