OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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