She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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