Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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