Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
is it fun? or sober?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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