what is it with giant penises always finding me
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
How does one acquire holy water?
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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