Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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