shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Someone signed my nipple.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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