So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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