there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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