You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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