I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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