That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Everything about him screamed your future.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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