You just made me feel so damn special
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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