I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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