singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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