Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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