Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize