i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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