it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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