What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
the raccoons are back...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
