Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Randomize
