He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
