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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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