I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
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