S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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