over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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