Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
