Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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