When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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