drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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