Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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