The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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