Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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