The maid of honor just puked.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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