question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I want to fling myself into the sun
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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