My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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