dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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