Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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