your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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