I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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