He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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