Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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