its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
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